Marian Rivera, certified flop queen

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Marian Rivera, certified flop queen

1 Marian-Rivera Marian-RiveraCERTIFIED FLOP Queen ang bagong title ni Marian Rivera. And it was not without basis, ha?

Kasi naman, flopsina ang dalawang movies niyang ipinalabas this year. Luging-lugi nga ang producers sa kanya.

Actually, ang pinakamalaking lugi ay ‘yung movie niya with Ai-Ai delas Alas. Out of the P70-M cost ay P30 milyones lang daw ang kinita nito sa box-office.

Marian, we think, is suffering from waning popularity. If her fans are thinking na sikat siya, why then are all her movies flopsinas? ‘Yan ba ang sikat?

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Actually, sikat lang si Marian sa internet at sa bloggers na walang ginawa kundi i-ass-lick ang kanilang idol. Isinilang ang bloggers na ito para sambahin si Marian, ganoon sila PINALAKI NG KANILANG INANG IDIOTA!

Hey, Marian fans and ass-lickers, ready na kami sa pamba-bash ninyo. Go na, now na at ipakita ninyong kayo ang pinaka-IDIOT na nilalang sa mundong ito.

Kung maka-bash ang fans na ito akala mo kung sino, kundi pa sila BAYARAN at WALANG PINAG-ARALAN, ‘no!

One thing more, Marian will never be a GREAT ACTRESS. Not because she won two acting awards ay magaling na siya. Winning does not give her being an actress a SENSE OF LEGITIMACY! She will forever be a HAM actress.

Since it’s December usung-uso ang ham. Diyan sikat si Marian!

Lex Chika
by Alex Valentine Brosas

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