Balak daw magpakabit ng ari ng lalaki
Aiza Seguerra, nagtuturok ng male hormones?

<i>Balak daw magpakabit ng ari ng lalaki</i><br> Aiza Seguerra, nagtuturok ng male hormones?

Aiza-SeguerraUNBEKNOWNST TO Aiza Seguerra and Liza Diño, may ilang “simbolo” rin pala sa idinaos nilang symbolic wedding at a beach resort in San Juan, Batangas last January 8.

Tulad ng ipinangako ng newlyweds, immediate relatives and close friends would bear witness to their Manila wedding. The latter included ang mga kabaro rin ni Aiza.

Pero ayon sa aming source, marami raw sa mga kauri ng dating child star ang nagtaasan ng kilay when the “groom” was addressed as a “he”. Katwiran ng kanilang komunidad, oo nga’t mga tibo sila, still, they’re women, and therefore, should be properly addressed as “shes”.

Tila hindi yata aware si Aiza that her tibo friends supposedly in favour of such a manner of address were not comfortable habang ginaganap ang seremonya.

Pero kung may katanungang “What’s in a name?”, ang tanong naman namin, what’s in a pronoun? Isn’t “she” better sounding than “it”?

 

STILL ON Aiza, ang source din naming ‘yon ang nagtsika sa amin that the girl who grew up to be a man is injecting male hormones herself (testosterone nga ba ang tawag du’n? Is it injectable?).

Ang pagtuturok daw na ‘yon ni Aiza is yielding obvious results, ayon pa sa aming tipster. Ilan lang ang pagiging sobrang-flat-chested ni Aiza at pagtubo raw ng balbas at bigote nito.

But it seems that Aiza is exploring the extent para ganap na raw itong maging lalaki. Reveals our source, “Balita ko nga, eh, magpapalagay siya ng etits. Posible ba ‘yon? May nabalitaan ka na bang ganu’n?”

Sagot namin, kung sa nabalitaan ay meron na kaming nabalitaan, we even met the transman in person many years ago. Isa rin siyang Pinoy but based in Australia who claimed (s)he had a functional penis attached. Without asking him how and what it was made of, siyempre, we became silently curious kung may kakayahan din ba ang idinikit na aring ‘yon na pumitlag, tumigas and most importantly, “dumura”.

Oo naman daw. Well, the wonders of science. Pero duda kami that it could function like a real dick. Eh, ‘di sana ‘yung mga dildos na ‘yan have found a potential market, hindi lang sa mga pa-bottom na bading kundi sa mga tibo whose penile dream they want come true, ‘no!

Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III