Sipat-eklat: Dugyot na Komedyante, ‘Di na Naliligo dahil sa Pagiging Adik?!

SIPAT: ‘THE PRICE IS RIGHT’ ang BAGO raw GAME SHOW ni WILLIE REVILLAME sa TV5.
EKLAT: ‘TAMA ANG PRESYO’ kaya NAKUHA si PAPI ng KAPATID NETWORK?

SIPAT: ‘KALUNGKOT naman kung IIWAN na ni WILLIE ang WOWOWEE…
EKLAT: SIYA lang kasi ‘yung NAKAKAINIS na MASARAP PANOORIN!

SIPAT: BABAY na si KRIS AQUINO sa ‘SNN’ at ‘THE BUZZ’.
EKLAT: SIX YEARS din na mami-MISS ang KATAKLESAHAN ni TETAY.

SIPAT: AYAW talaga ni KRIS na MAKASIRA sa PRESIDENCY ng KUYA niya, ‘no?
EKLAT: Siyempre naman, may PUHUNAN din siya do’n, ‘no!

SIPAT: May NATUTUWA at NANGHIHINAYANG sa PAG-ALIS ni KRIS sa ‘THE BUZZ’.
EKLAT: CRISTY FERMIN at RUFFA GUTIERREZ. Need we say more?

SIPAT: Kung NALAMAN lang ni RUFFA na AALIS si TETAY, ‘di STAY pa sana siya sa ‘THE BUZZ’…
EKLAT: Ngayong ALAM na ni CRISTY na AALIS na si TETAY, sino pa ang TITIRAHIN niya?

SIPAT: Mas NAKAKABILIB si KRIS kesa kay WILLIE.
EKLAT: WALANG BAYAG, pero may PANININDIGAN!

SIPAT: ‘KAALIW PANOORIN si ROBIN PADILLA sa WOWOWEE, ‘no?
EKLAT: MAGINOO at HINDI BASTOS! GUWAPO pa!

SIPAT: EXTEND pa ng KAPAMILYA si BINOE sa SHOW…
EKLAT: At TULUYAN nang MAKAKALIMUTAN si PAPI!

SIPAT: HINDI lang VIEWERS ng WOWOWEE ang KINIKILIG kay ROBIN, pati CO-HOSTS niya, OBVIOUS na OBVIOUS!
EKLAT: Kaya BINOE… PROTEKSYON bago AKSYON, hane?

SIPAT: ‘Ngapala, WALANG OFFER ang TV5 na ANUMANG SHOW kay WILLIE.
EKLAT: ILUSYON lang ang LAHAT ng ALIPORES ni PAPI!

SIPAT: ‘Ang DUGYOT ni KOMEDYANTE, huh! SYONGET na nga, SYOHO pa!’ Mataray na statement ng isang MAHADERA. ‘DEHINS na siya LIGO, ‘no! ADIKTUS na kasi!’ Pahabol pa nito.
EKLAT: ‘BIGYAN nga SIYA ng KAPENG BARAKO nang MAGISING at MATAUHAN na!’ Payo ng MAHADERA.

Sipat Eklat
by Papa Azzi
Pinoy Parazzi News Service

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26 thoughts on “Sipat-eklat: Dugyot na Komedyante, ‘Di na Naliligo dahil sa Pagiging Adik?!

  1. dun sa mga nose bleeds, kung ayaw ninyong pagtawanan, i-check muna ninyo ang grammar ninyo bago nyo i-submit ang comment nyo. O kaya naman, mag tagalog na lang, pare-pareho lang naman tayong pinoy eh. :-)

  2. sabi nga nila ang PIKON…..sya ang laging talo..and unfortunately kaw ang unang pumiyok so talo kana!! i read about the interview made by your very own and instant supporters(provided you support her as well hehehehehe) cristy fermin na some of the people na dumadalaw syo lately are all the talent from gma and tv5? wow galing mo talaga mag pa lipad hanging..as if ABS are threaten by that? get real willie they are not as bobo as you think they are…u can now kiss your ass goodbye because majority of people the don’t like you to come back…they dont like a power tripper attitude that you are…what do u think to ur self hari ng ABS…if there will be a king it was the late FPJ and Dolphy although na sa channel 5 sya ngayon pero may respeto sa kanyang pinag tratrabahuan…kya ang mga ganyang tao nakaipon na nang maraming kaibiga at hindi kaaway like u!! that’s a kind of person that know how to control their emotions regardless if they are tired with whatever preoccupation that they have..unlike you..your emotions always get the best of you always..guess u will never learn your lesson ever..so don’t come back..because we fans and supporters of wowowee will soon forget that there is willie in showbiz!!

  3. sabi nga nila ang PIKON…..sya ang laging talo..and unfornately kaw ang unag pumiyok so talo kana!! i ready about the interview made by your very own and instant supporters(provided you support her as well hehehehehe) cristy fermin na some of the people na dumadalaw syo lately are all the latent from gma and tv5? wow galingmo talaga mag pa lipad hanging..as if ABS are threaten by? get real willie they are not as bobo as you think they are…u can now kiss your ass goodbye becasue majority of the don’t like you to come back…they dont like a power tripper attitude that you are…what do u think to ur self hari nag ABS…if there will be a king it was the late FPJ and Dolphy although na sa channel 5 sya ngayon pero may respeto sa kanyang pinag tratrabahuan…kya ang mga ganyang tao nakaipon na nang maraming kaibiga at hindi kaaway like u!! that’s a kid of person that know how to control their emotions regardless if they are tired with whatever preoccupation that they have..unlike you..your emotions always get the best of you always..guess u will never learn your lesson ever..so don’t come back..because we fans and supporters of wowowee will soon forget that there is willie in showbiz!!

  4. sabi nga nila ang PIKO…..sya ang laging talo..and unfornately kaw ang unag pumiyok so talo kana!! i ready about the interview made by your very own and instant supporters(provided you support her as well hehehehehe) cristy fermin na some of the people na dumadalaw syo lately are all the latent from gma and tv5? wow galingmo talaga mag pa lipad hanging..as if ABS are threaten by? get real willie they are not as bobo as you think they are…u can now kiss your ass goodbye becasue majority of the don’t like you to come back…they dont like a power tripper attitude that you are…what do u think to ur self hari nag ABS…if there will be a king it was the late FPJ and Dolphy although na sa channel 5 sya ngayon pero may respeto sa kanyang pinag tratrabahuan…kya ang mga ganyang tao nakaipon na nang maraming kaibiga at hindi kaaway like u!! that’s a kid of person that know how to control their emotions regardless if they are tired with whatever preoccupation that they have..unlike you..your emotions always get the best of you always..guess u will never learn your lesson ever..so don’t come back..because we fans and supporters of wowowee will soon forget that there is willie in showbiz!!

  5. KOREK KAYO DYAN MGA FRENDS…KYA SIGE WILLIE MAG BABU KANA AT LUMIPAT NA KASAMA NG NANAYNANAYAN MO…IN PERNES NAGIGING MAG KAMUKHA NA KYO…I CAN DEFINETELY SEE THE RESEMBLANCE..PAREHO KYO MUKHANG PERA…PERA MUNA BAGO PRINSIPYO…KAYO GO KANA..IF DUE TIME YOU WILL BE WELL FORGOTTEN BY ALL OF YOUR SUPPORTERS..PROMISE!!!!! GO AHEAD MAG SAMASAMA KYO NI RUFFING, NI FERMIN, PAREHONG MAARTE AT MUKHANG PERA!!! BY THE WAY RUFFING PAIYAK IYAK KA PA DUN SA EVENT NA SOMETHING…BAKIT GUMIGIMIK KA NA2MAN? HINDI KNA BA NAPA2NSIN NGAYON NGANG MADLANG PIPOL?? BOPOL KA KC EH!!! AYAN MAG MUKHA KANG SECOND CLASS DYAN!!! SABI NILA KAW DAW ANG PAMBATO NG TV5 AS THEIR VERY OWN KRISS Q… I DOUBT IT!! I REALLY DOUBT IT!!!

  6. HINDI SI CHOCOLEIT ANG NASA BLIND ITEM. SI SCORPIO 13 OR GABBY OR LANE OR LOVE IT ETC. . .ETC. . .ETC. . .ITO.

    • BUANG KA RIN PALA TALAGA nagpalit ka lang ng pangalan DAMAGE FACE pati si gabby ginagaya mo…. di ba sabi ko sayo tapos na ANG ELEKSYON. kahit anong gawin mo o palitan mo ang user name mo nag re reflect pa rin sa mga post mo kung sino ka… napakagaling mo pang mag drop ng name.. hay baliw

      • Name drop hindi drop name, tanga. Google mo kaya meaning nito. Parang hindi mo alam. . . .

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  8. well kahit ganun ang tetay, nakakaaliw din naman sya… skilled sya as host. lumelevel-up na rin sana si ruffing kaso umarte naman ng husto kaya ayan tuloy from scratch sya sa tv5, wiz audience, at si CF plz lang no comment… yun nah! :D

  9. laking hinayang ni ruffa, kung hindi siya naginarte sana
    siya ang bida sa the buzz, mapapanood pasiya sa buong
    mundo. di tulad sa tv5 pang -pinas lang ang beauty niya.
    hinayang lalo si annabele.

    • We have GMA (2 channels) here in Los Angeles and all over America. In fact we seldom watch TFC here. GMA has a more reliable news and better entertainment programs than TFC. I only watch TFC to see Gabby Conception.

      I’m a fan of Ruffa Gutierrez. I think she is a nice person.

      • are you speaking for ur household only or are u speaking for the whole filipinos in the u.s.? dream on! bwa ahahah

      • Mag English ka rin lang mali pa. You don’t say ” for the whole Filipinos,” you say, for all the Filipinos” or “Filipinos as a whole.”

        GAGA!!!

  10. Hindi kaya sinadya ang pagbagsak ng helicopter na sinasakyan ni Gob. Nantes ng Quezon at pinalabas na nag-crash upang may pagtapan na katotohanan. Hindi ba si Gob Nantes ay na-linked sa Illegal Drug Trade at Siya ang Treasurer ng Liberal Party kung saan si Noynoy Aquino ang kanilang kandidato sa pagkapangulo?

    Hindi kaya nacollateral damage and kaniyang mga kasama sa chopper para palalbassin na kapanipaniwala ang nagyaring crash?

    Paki sagot nga po PH at ako ay nalilito sa mga nanagyayari sa ating bansa.

    • BOBO!!!
      PAKASKAS MO UTAK MO NG MALIWANAGAN MO ang maraming bagay na nakakagulo sa iyo. Mahirap pag maliit ang utak talaga.

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