Princess Snell, kasing baho ng ugali ang amoy ng kili-kili?!

AT TIMES, MAS nanaisin na lang natin marahil to live in a wonderland, in a world of make-believe, in a realm of fantasy. Sa mundo kasing ito pinaniniwalaang nananahan ang pagmamahalan, tuwa’t saya na wala ang mortal na daigdig.Sana’y panghabambuhay nang nananatili si Tito Dolphy sa kanyang Pidol’s Wonderland where life in oh-so-magical that it becomes a most enjoyable experience. Kamakailan, idinaan na lang ng Comedy King sa biro ang hindi-na-bagong tsismis tungkol sa kanyang pagyao. Having been rushed to the hospital on two consecutive pneumomia attacks, pinangunahan ng mga walang magawa sa buhay ang pamamaalam ni Tito Dolphy. Banat ni Tito Dolphy, huwag daw siyang apurahin, darating din daw tayo roon. Sapat nang pangsosopla ‘yon sa mga rumor-mongers whose business is to spread brazen lies, nang wala namang nahihita. Let their evil handiwork backfire on them! And make it soon!

PAGING MS. IDA Henares of GMA Artist Center, she may not be aware na nagkakanlong pala ang kanyang tanggapan ng isang mareklamong starlet tulad ni Princess Snell! What’s her name again? Starlet nga kasi… or make it starlet-lette.Dahil daw sa kawalan ng projects kung kaya’t inirereklamo nitong si Princess (oh, she doesn’t even deserve to be “royally name”!) ang GMAAC, hence, ang banta nitong lalayasan daw nito ang naturang office kesehodang lumipat siya sa ibang network.If I were Ms. Ida, first, im-bestigahan niya ang totoo namang threat na ito ni Princess. Second, if proven true, there’s no better way to deal with this than to let go a trying hard upstart. Naku naman, ‘di hamak na mas maganda pa kesa kay Princess ang retokadang bakla from dede to dick! And by the way, has Princess addressed the issue about her foul-smelling armpit?

Yuuuuuucccckkkkkk!

SHE PLAYED THE young, heartless Shirley in the Tagalized version of Endless Love, pero alam n’yo ba na kabaligtaran ito sa totoong ugali ng 15 year old na si Joyce Ching? Shades of Gladys Reyes lang naman ang dalagang ito, proudly says her manager Jenny Molina.

Her biggest break so far, Joyce—who has portrayed young characters of Sunshine Dizon, Pauleen Luna, Ehra Madrigal and Rufa Mae Quinto in both TV and movies—is a mainstay of a number of current shows on GMA. Kabilang na rito ang Yaman ni Lola (as Cheska Cabagnot), Tweenhearts as Aya, Koreana as Amy, at Party Pilipinas. Not to mention dito ang may kahabaan nang listahan ng kanyang print commercials since 2006.

Now Joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a TV/movie celebrity is a matter of time management.

“I make sure po that I still cope with my studies even if I’m busy with my showbiz work,” sey ng dalaga nina Daddy Michael at Mommy Minda.

Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III

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12 thoughts on “Princess Snell, kasing baho ng ugali ang amoy ng kili-kili?!

  1. sa totoo lang Mr Carrasco, sa batch niya sa Starstruck ba yon? siya lang ang may K mag-artista at iyong Stephen. lahat na parang iyong nasasalubong mo lang sa daan. aminin! ang artista dapat extra-ordinary ang looks.

  2. Naku naman Mr Carrasco, totoo namang napakaganda nitong si Princess at mukha talagang mahilig sa pangit ang GMA7. Eh mas may project pa iyong Diva ba iyon na hindi naman sa pamimintas, naku naman hindi ko maintindihan kung paano naging artista. Iyong mga ganon naman sana huwag na lang. Sorry po kung may fans siya. Di ko lang talaga maubos maisip kung bakit pati iyon patulan ng GMA.
    Balik kay Princess, inamoy mo ba ang armpit niya at alam na alam mo ang smell?
    Mukhang inisnab ka ni Princess ah kaya ka nag-gagalaiti. Kung may galit ka sa kanya sabihin mo na lang kung bakit. Hindi iyong pati pangalan niya, pati armpit niya, pati looks niya pipintasan mo eh kitang kita naman na napakaganda niya. Dapat objective lang tayo. Sabihin mo na pangit ang ugali niya kung pangit pero aminin natin, sobrang ganda niya talaga.

  3. Sana mabasa ito ni Princess at sana may makabasa nitong mga advertisers sa underarm product. I love my Block and White deodorant, it works. I used the Rexona before, it’s okay but the Block & White works better for me, hey Princess, are you listening?

  4. Kung totoo man itong kili kili smell ni Princess Snell, nakakahiya naman. Disgusting talaga ang body smell, nakaka turn off ang walang hygeine, parang how could you kiss someone kong may baho, kong may baho ang kili kili na very easy to clean, ano na lang kaya sa doon sa hindi nakikita? OMG kadiri :(

  5. Now Joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a TV/movie celebrity is a matter of time management.

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    mali, mali, mali na naman.. susmaryusep ka naman magtagalog ka na lang kasi ronnie. anong is a matter of time management naku naman napakasimple lang yan hindi mo pa magawa.

    eto basahin mo ang ang ginawa ko:

    Now joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a tv/movie celebrity with effective time management.

    OR pwede mo rin sabihin na ganito:

    Now joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a tv/movie celebrity through effective time management.

    o ayan pwede na ba yan? magtagalog ka na lang kasi.

    • Ha ha ha.

      Tama ka po dyan Eye of the Tiger. Agree ako sa ‘yo.

      Actually, mas safe pa nga na ang sentence ay maikli lang. Break down sentences into simple, shorter ones. Pwedeng sabihin ni Mr. Carrasco na:

      Now Joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a TV/movie celebrity. It is just a matter of time management.

      I always tell my students to play safe if they are not so sure, especially in writing essays. Safe ang short and simple sentences. Although teachers consider lexical range, sentence variety, etc., in checking/rating written works, they are not pleased with long sentences that are peppered with so many mistakes.

      Bilang isang English teacher, kinikilabutan ako naiinis sa mga nagpupumilit mag-English maski mali-mali, o maling-mali. Lalo na ang mga naturingan pa namang “journalist”. Nagpo-propagate sila ng error. Kasi printed media ito. Baka mapulot ng mga bata ang ganyang English.

      Peace.

  6. Second, if proven true, there’s no better way to deal with this than to let go a trying hard upstart.

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    susmaryosep ka naman ronnie, napakasimple lang hindi mo pa maayos ayos. hay naku!!! magtagalog ka na lang please.

  7. INGGIT ka lang baklang gutomMMMM… I know you well.., ikaw yong nireject ko sa interview looking for a job as a screen writer last week lang (naka fatigue ka ng attire, around 5’7 at maputi ka). SSssssorry dude, MAGTINDA KA NA LANG NG BALUT O MAGBBQ NG ADIDAS O MAGMANICURE SA PARTENG PAYATAS AT BALUT TONDO..BWA HA HA HAAA HJAAA.

  8. Shit naman! Magtagalog ka nalang. Sabi ng isang comment sa last article mo English professor ka DAW sa isang school at dean’s lister ka DAW? Pweh… Kung ako ang teacher mo at nabasa ko ang article mo, ipapatanggal kita sa school. Nakakahiya.

    Sa article naman na’to di ka talaga nadala. Basahin mo ulit. Sabing magtagalog ka nalang…

    1. Let their evil handiwork backfire on them! And make it soon! — Saan planeta ka ba nag-aral? Nakakahiya naman sa FEU. Basahin mo ulit ang sentence. Next time magtagalog ka nalang. TRASH!!!!

    2. Shades of Gladys Reyes lang naman ang dalagang ito, proudly says her manager Jenny Molina. — MagSHADES ka nalang. Basahin mo ulit ang sentence. Diyos ko. Bago ka magsulat mag-aral ka muna. BOBO!!!

    3. Ronnie Aso – pwede ba ayusin mo. Nakakahiya ka. Bakla ka na BOBO ka pa. Binabanatan mo si Princess e bulok ka naman kung magsulat. Trying hard ka talaga katulad ni GUCCI GANG MEMBER na si TIM BAKLANG YAP. Siya pilit na pilit kung magENGLISH.

    Please lang. Kung sino man ang editor ng website na’to, Pakitanggal nga ang writer na’to.

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