Princess Snell, kasing baho ng ugali ang amoy ng kili-kili?!

AT TIMES, MAS nanaisin na lang natin marahil to live in a wonderland, in a world of make-believe, in a realm of fantasy. Sa mundo kasing ito pinaniniwalaang nananahan ang pagmamahalan, tuwa’t saya na wala ang mortal na daigdig.Sana’y panghabambuhay nang nananatili si Tito Dolphy sa kanyang Pidol’s Wonderland where life in oh-so-magical that it becomes a most enjoyable experience. Kamakailan, idinaan na lang ng Comedy King sa biro ang hindi-na-bagong tsismis tungkol sa kanyang pagyao. Having been rushed to the hospital on two consecutive pneumomia attacks, pinangunahan ng mga walang magawa sa buhay ang pamamaalam ni Tito Dolphy. Banat ni Tito Dolphy, huwag daw siyang apurahin, darating din daw tayo roon. Sapat nang pangsosopla ‘yon sa mga rumor-mongers whose business is to spread brazen lies, nang wala namang nahihita. Let their evil handiwork backfire on them! And make it soon!

PAGING MS. IDA Henares of GMA Artist Center, she may not be aware na nagkakanlong pala ang kanyang tanggapan ng isang mareklamong starlet tulad ni Princess Snell! What’s her name again? Starlet nga kasi… or make it starlet-lette.Dahil daw sa kawalan ng projects kung kaya’t inirereklamo nitong si Princess (oh, she doesn’t even deserve to be “royally name”!) ang GMAAC, hence, ang banta nitong lalayasan daw nito ang naturang office kesehodang lumipat siya sa ibang network.If I were Ms. Ida, first, im-bestigahan niya ang totoo namang threat na ito ni Princess. Second, if proven true, there’s no better way to deal with this than to let go a trying hard upstart. Naku naman, ‘di hamak na mas maganda pa kesa kay Princess ang retokadang bakla from dede to dick! And by the way, has Princess addressed the issue about her foul-smelling armpit?

Yuuuuuucccckkkkkk!

SHE PLAYED THE young, heartless Shirley in the Tagalized version of Endless Love, pero alam n’yo ba na kabaligtaran ito sa totoong ugali ng 15 year old na si Joyce Ching? Shades of Gladys Reyes lang naman ang dalagang ito, proudly says her manager Jenny Molina.

Her biggest break so far, Joyce—who has portrayed young characters of Sunshine Dizon, Pauleen Luna, Ehra Madrigal and Rufa Mae Quinto in both TV and movies—is a mainstay of a number of current shows on GMA. Kabilang na rito ang Yaman ni Lola (as Cheska Cabagnot), Tweenhearts as Aya, Koreana as Amy, at Party Pilipinas. Not to mention dito ang may kahabaan nang listahan ng kanyang print commercials since 2006.

Now Joyce is able to juggle her schedule as a graduating student in high school and as a TV/movie celebrity is a matter of time management.

“I make sure po that I still cope with my studies even if I’m busy with my showbiz work,” sey ng dalaga nina Daddy Michael at Mommy Minda.

Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III

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