Sipat-eklat #165: Member ng all-female sing-and-dance group, nagka-STD!

SIPAT: NAGPAPARAMDAM na si ALFRED VARGAS sa PAGPASOK sa PULITIKA.
EKLAT: HANDA na rin ang mga KALABAN niya. NUDE PHOTOS ni ALFRED, NAKAUMANG na!

SIPAT: Ay, WALA namang FRONTAL NUDITY si ALFRED sa dati niyang COFFEE TABLE BOOK. Pero baka raw MARETOKE lang at HUBARAN na siya ng TULUYAN.
EKLAT: OKAY lang kung ‘LAKIHAN’… e kung ‘PALIITIN’ nga naman.

SIPAT: TINANGGIHAN ni JERICHO ROSALES ang CAMEO ROLE sa MANO PO 6 ng REGAL FILMS.
EKLAT: SECOND CHOICE lang din kaya siya?

SIPAT: Ay, HINDI naman. HINDI lang PASOK sa SKED ni ECHO, kaya tinanggihan niya.
EKLAT: SAYANG, ang GANDA sanang LAGYAN ng GIMMICK sina ECHO at HEART EVANGELISTA!

SIPAT: ‘SANA nga BUNTIS na ang ANAK ko para magka-APO na ako na KASING-GANDA niya!’ Sey ni DOROTHY LAFORTEZA, nanay ni SUNSHINE DIZON.
EKLAT: WANTED: SPERM DONORS

SIPAT: IMPOSIBLE namang MAGBUNTIS si SUNSHINE, WALA siyang BOYFRIEND, ‘di ba?
EKLAT: Now Showing: GOD, GIVE ME A LOVER!

SIPAT: Dahil SAKIT sa ULO ng PRODUCTION, kaya TSINUGI sa TINIK SA DIBDIB si SUNSHINE?
EKLAT: E, bakit si SUNSHINE ang LAGING may MIGRAINE?

SIPAT: Uy, si LUIS MANZANO ang GUSTO ng ERPAT niyang si EDU MANZANO na mag-HOST ng PILIPINAS, GAME KNB? ‘pag NAGSIMULA na ang PANGANGAMPANYA niya sa 2010 ELECTIONS.
EKLAT: Para ‘pag NATALO si DOODS, may BABALIKAN pa siya?

SIPAT: SECOND CHOICE din pala si ANGEL LOCSIN sa MOVIE nila ni AGA MUHLACH. Dapat kay CLAUDINE BARRETTO ang ROLE, ‘di nga lang ITINULOY ng STAR CINEMA.
EKLAT: Kaya pala PUMIRMA ng MOVIE CONTRACT si CLAUDINE sa VIVA nang WALA nang PAALAM sa STAR CINEMA… NASAPAWAN siya?

SIPAT: WILLIE REVILLAME for SENATOR! Pero PINAG-IISIPAN pa raw MABUTI ng TV HOST kung TATAKBO siya.
EKLAT: Mas lalong PAG-IISIPANG MABUTI ng mga BOTANTE kung IBOBOTO siya kung sakali.

SIPAT: Basta HINDI siya TATAKBONG MEYOR ng KYUSI at lalong HINDI BISE ni SEN. MANNY VILLAR. Si PAPI mismo ang NAGKUMPIRMA niyan, ha?
EKLAT: Peksman? WALA nang BAWIAN!

SIPAT: Blind Item: HIRAP MAKASUNOD sa DANCE STEPS ang MEMBER na ito ng ALL-FEMALE SING-AND-DANCE GROUP. As in, HALOS HINDI siya MAKAGALAW. Bakit? Kasi naman, e, nagka-STD siya at NAGNANAKNAK ang KEPS niya.
EKLAT: Clue: Wa na! STARLET lang, e. PANGILITI lang ‘to sa IMAHINASYON n’yo, dear readers. Pero TRUE na TRUE!

Sipat Eklat
by Papa Azzi
Pinoy Parazzi News Service

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8 thoughts on “Sipat-eklat #165: Member ng all-female sing-and-dance group, nagka-STD!

  1. TV ratings agency AGB Nielsen Philippines only considers Metro Manila and the provinces of Central Luzon and Southern Tagalog as “Mega Manila” for their TV audience ratings gathering. The area has a population of 17,902,899 or about 23% of the population, but the area has a higher ownership of televisions per household anywhere in the country due to its relative economic prosperity as compared to other places in the Philippines.
    Mega Manila accounts for about 48% of total TV households. The Mega Manila and Luzon markets combined account for about 76% of the total TV households. Mega Manila demographic, which has the highest television ownership and up to 79% of advertisement spots.

  2. sobrang sama talaga ng ugali ni claudine grabe nilagay niya na sa ulo niya pagiging paborito ng dos…feeling reyna nalunod na siya sa isang basong tubig taas ng pride……pweeeee……….diaan ka sa viva who caresssss!!!

  3. READERS: We give YOU daily ratings everyday as your guide. Thanks!

    TNS NATIONAL RATINGS
    Oct.14 (Wednesday)

    DAYTIME PROGRAM:
    1. WOWOWEE (22.5%)
    2. PRECIOUS HEARTS ROMANCE (20.2%)
    3. NAGSIMULA SA PUSO (17.9%)
    4. PBB DOUBLE-UP UBER / EAT BULAGA! (17%)
    5. MARIA DE JESUS (15.5%)
    6. BANANA SPLIT (13.8%)
    7. DAISY SIYETE (13.6%)
    8. TINIK SA DIBDIB (12.9%)
    9. GAME KA NA BA? (12.4%)
    10.KAYA KONG ABUTIN ANG LANGIT (12.3%)

    PRIMETIME PROGRAM:
    1. TV PATROL WORLD (35%)
    2. KATORSE (34.2%)
    3. MAY BUKAS PA (31.4%)
    4. LOVERS IN PARIS (30.1%)
    5. DARNA (27.7%)
    6. DAHIL MAY ISANG IKAW (26.4%)
    7. 24 ORAS (24.8%)
    8. PBB DOUBLE UP (23.6%)
    9. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (23.4%)
    10.ROSALINDA (17.5%).

    NOTE:
    This is the latest ratings as of now. If you want to know if the Teleserye or any Programs you watch have a strong following it will be based on National Ratings not in Mega-Manila. Think about it, Mega-Manila (consist of Metro Manila, Rizal, Laguna, Bulacan and Cavite) while Nationwide it pertains to all provinces in the Philippines. It’s like in Presidential Election, can we proclaim the next President based on his total votes in Mega-Manila only? Of course not, it will be based on nationwide voting.

      • kawawa naman si Darna. Katorse lang, tinalo pa siya. Matandarna na kasi versus batang batang Katorse. he he he!

    • Go go go Toni. I love to watch PHR, Ang Lalaking Nagmahal Sa Akin. I normally step on that accelerator and try to beat the traffic after work just to catch the show. It is nerve wrecking but it is worth the hassle. I am sad that the show is ending soon. I hope Toni gets another show. Love this girl. She makes us all laugh.

  4. READERS: We will daily ratings everyday as your guide. Thanks!

    TNS NATIONAL RATINGS
    Oct.14 (Wednesday)

    DAYTIME PROGRAM:
    1. WOWOWEE (22.5%)
    2. PRECIOUS HEARTS ROMANCE (20.2%)
    3. NAGSIMULA SA PUSO (17.9%)
    4. PBB DOUBLE-UP UBER / EAT BULAGA! (17%)
    5. MARIA DE JESUS (15.5%)
    6. BANANA SPLIT (13.8%)
    7. DAISY SIYETE (13.6%)
    8. TINIK SA DIBDIB (12.9%)
    9. GAME KA NA BA? (12.4%)
    10.KAYA KONG ABUTIN ANG LANGIT (12.3%)

    PRIMETIME PROGRAM:
    1. TV PATROL WORLD (35%)
    2. KATORSE (34.2%)
    3. MAY BUKAS PA (31.4%)
    4. LOVERS IN PARIS (30.1%)
    5. DARNA (27.7%)
    6. DAHIL MAY ISANG IKAW (26.4%)
    7. 24 ORAS (24.8%)
    8. PBB DOUBLE UP (23.6%)
    9. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (23.4%)
    10.ROSALINDA (17.5%).

    NOTE:
    This is the latest ratings as of now. If you want to know if the Teleserye or any Programs you watch have a strong following it will be based on National Ratings not in Mega-Manila. Think about it, Mega-Manila (consist of Metro Manila, Rizal, Laguna, Bulacan and Cavite) while Nationwide it pertains to all provinces in the Philippines. It’s like in Presidential Election, can we proclaim the next President based on his total votes in Mega-Manila only? Of course not, it will be based on nationwide voting.

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