Sipat-eklat: Mayor, nadismaya sa grabeng pagmumura ng magandang female star!

SIPAT: OPENING NUMBER daw ng PARTY PILIPINAS this SUNDAY ang DANCING INMATES ng CEBU kasama si MARK HERRAS!
EKLAT: TAPATAN n’yo ‘yan ASAP XV! PAKANTAHIN si PIOLO PASCUAL sa NEW BILIBID PRISON! Keri?

SIPAT: At DAHIL may CAREER na ang CEBU DANCING INMATES sa LOOB ng PRESO…
EKLAT: …baka HINDI na sila PALAYAIN!

SIPAT: May GAY BENEFACTOR daw si RAYVER CRUZ?
EKLAT: MAHIRAP PANIWALAAN ‘yan! NO WAY! Pramis…

SIPAT: Kaya raw NAGALIT ang ERPAT ni SARAH GERONIMO kay RAYVER dahil NABUKING nito na SYOTA rin si CRISTINE REYES.
EKLAT: Naks, si TATAY, UPDATED sa TSISMIS!

SIPAT: Ang ANGAS nitong si KEAN CIPRIANO. BAD BOY talaga ang ARRIVE, e!
EKLAT: With MATCHING MADUNGIS LOOK!

SIPAT: Baka naman MUKHA lang MADUNGIS si KEAN…
EKLAT: Sinong magbo-VOLUNTEER na AMUYIN siya?

SIPAT: Magre-REFORMAT daw ang SNN sa PAGBALIK ni KRIS AQUINO.
EKLAT: Kahit HINDI na raw mag-REFORMAT, ‘wag lang IBALIK si TETAY!

SIPAT: Saka KERI naman ni TONI GONZAGA ang pagho-HOST ng SNN.
EKLAT: Oo nga! Para ka lang NANONOOD ng PINOY BIG BROTHER!

SIPAT: BAKIT daw WALANG TV RATINGS na INILALABAS ang TV5?
EKLAT: HINDI pa yata sila NAGBABAYAD sa TNS at AGB, e.

SIPAT: Ay, WALA pong BAYARAN pala – SUBSCRIPTION ang TAWAG doon.
EKLAT: Pina-SOSYAL na TAWAG sa PAGBABAYAD!

SIPAT: IPAKIKILALA sana si MEYOR sa UNTIL-NOW-RUMORED-SWEETHEARTS-PA-RIN-SILA. Pero sa LABAS pa lang ng DRESSING ROOM, e DINIG na DINIG na ni MEYOR ang MURAHAN at BANGAYAN ng DALAWA. Kaya HINDI na LANG TUMULOY si SIR.
EKLAT: Sey na lang ni MEYOR, ‘Tsk… ang GANDANG BABAE, GRABE kung MAKAPAGMURA. TOTOO pala…’

Sipat Eklat
by Papa Azzi
Pinoy Parazzi News Service

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25 thoughts on “Sipat-eklat: Mayor, nadismaya sa grabeng pagmumura ng magandang female star!

  1. mga ungas, taga dos to…andon kame non…kaya nga sinabe na “rumored sweethearts eh” sila marian umamin na sila na …ano ba yan?!,,, mariel at zanjo yan..

  2. si sarah geronimo ka ba na bayad ni villar..???? hahahahahahahaha…. wag kang mag-alala sinampahan na ng kasong plunder si villar sa ombudsman….

  3. Akala ko si Mariel Rodriguez dahil minura mura rin niya ang staff nang Wowowee at nagmura pa sa bahay ni kuya (PBB), pero nang sabihing, ang gandang babae, sigurado ko, HINDI SI MARIEL ITO, dahil hindi naman kagandahan ang plastikadang sipsip.

  4. Abnoy’s camp do nothing but remind voters of his dead parents, what his parents did and how corrupt the other candidates are. Pray tell, why can’t they extoll his achievements like what candidates are supposed to do.

    Ano ang achievements ng Abnoy na yan? Ano? Ano ang nagawa nya? He was born in one of the country’s richest families – he had the means, opportunity and network. Ano ginawa? Wala. Wala. Wala. He never had the initiative nor the genuine desire to help our country. If he did, dapat ubos ang airtime nya from enumerating these achievements. Instead ubos ang airtime nya from pointing fingers and reminding us of his dead parents.

    Now he runs for president, after half a decade of living his pampered and sheltered life, talking as if the presidency is his birth right! Kapal di ba?

    The presidency is not a birthright Abnoy. You never did anything for the past 50 years to make you worthy of it. Go back to playing RPG games till 5am in the morning. It’s what you do best. You have no business running our country.

  5. Like what Marian said, she’s cavitena, ibig sabihin ay likas na matatapang ang mga taga cavite. Yun yun eh!

  6. papano nyo naman nasabing si marian at dingdong yan? hay mga pinoy tlga, mat proof ba kayo? e nabasa nyo lng di ba? as far as i know e kayod kalabaw yung dalawa sa work, so papano nyo nasabing si marian at domng yan? e inamin na nila few months ago na sila na di ba? tsk, tsk,tsk! nag-iisa lng bang maganda yung marian? well sa tingin ko nga, si marian ang pinaka may magandang mukha sa showbiz! at kayo ba matanong ko lng , hindi ba kayo ngmumura? ang lilinis nyo naman! !!!!

    • Totoo ka dyan. Hindi lang si Marian ang nag-iisang magandang mukha sa showbiz. Pero sa asal…nag-iisa lang sya. Walang katulad. Aminin!

  7. asows! ang daming talagang bobong pinoy! lahat ng mabasa pinapatulan, no wonder hindi umuunlad ang bansa natin dahil sa mga pinoy na tulad ng iba dito na mahihina ang ulo! fyi, hindi lahat ng nababasa ninyo e totoo, okay? at kung gusto nyo tlga ng pagbabago sa pilipinas, maniwala kayo si DICK GORDON ang dapat nyo iboto!

  8. MARIAN RIVERA AT DINGDONG DANTES. KAWAWANG DINGDONG. NAGTITIIS NA LANG DAHIL MAY MOVIE PA SILA NA KAILANGANG KUMITA. MASKI KASI ANONG GIMIK NILA, MAHINA PA RIN ANG BALITA NANG PELIKULA AT TELESERYE NILA MAGHUBAD NA LANG SI MARIAN, GAYA NANG GINAWA NI ANNABELLE RAMA NOONG KABATAAN NIYA. EEEEEEEEEEW.

    • you are wrong. their teleseires are well successful and high rated. maging ang movies. watch for you ae to me everythng, romanticcomedy.,No matter what you say Maian still hote and hat lots of fans even here in the USA.

      • MEGAOCHO
        magtagalog ka na lang. obvious naman na hindi ka taga US. sakit sa tenga yang english mo. Wag ng TH. oki???

  9. FACT— VILLAR HAS A MINIMUM OF 40 TV SPOTS A DAY AT A COST OF P10 MILLION EVERY DAY THE PAST 5 MONTHS FOR A TOTAL COST OF P1.5 BILLION – AND THAT IS NOT COUNTING HIS EXPENSES ON RADIO, DOLPHY, WILLLIE REVILLAME ETC, ETC AND THE ELECTION OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PERIOD HAS NOT EVEN STARTED – THEY SAY HIS BUDGET IS P20 BILLION AND ALL FOR A JOB THAT PAYS P200 THOUSAND A YEAR!

    LEADING NEWSPAPERS MENTIONED THAT THIS LEVEL OF SPENDING HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN PHILIPPINE POLITICS, IT IS OUTRAGEOUS AND SHAMEFUL. THIS IS NOT ALSO NATIONALISTA PARTY MONEY THIS IS JUST VILLAR’S MONEY, SO WHAT WE ARE REALLY LOOKING AT HERE IS ONE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS A PERSONAL BUDGET OF 20 BILLION JUST TO BECOME A PRESIDENT. THE REST OF THE CAST OF THE SO CALLED NATIONALISTA BANDWAGON ARE MERE HIGHLY PAID ROLE PLAYERS, THAT’S WHY ITS A POLITICAL CIRCUS, WITH ALL POLITICAL IDEOLOGIES AND COLORS (LEFTIST, FACIST, IDEALISTS, RED, WHITE, BLUE, ORANGE , ETC) PACKAGED IN ONE BASKET.

    QUESTION – —-HE SAYS HE IS A GOOD BUSINESSMAN – AND IF HE IS, I WONDER WHERE HE EXPECTS TO GET HIS RETURN ON HIS AT LEAST P20 BILLIION INVESTMENT. WHAT KIND OF RETURN WILL VILLAR EXPECT – – —GIVEN THE HIGH RISK OF THIS UNDERTAKING, HE PROBABLY EXPECTS A GOOD RETURN – MAYBE DOUBLE OR TRIPLE HIS MONEY IN SIX YEARS SAY TO P60 BILLION.

    DO YOU BELIEVE VILLAR WHEN HE SAYS THAT HIS INTENTION IS JUST TO SERVE? FIRST OF ALL IF HE DOES NOT INTEND TO RECOVER THE 20 BILLION HE SPENT, THEN HE IS NOT A GOOD BUSINESSMAN AFTER ALL. SECOND. WHAT IS SO SPECIAL AND MOTIVATING ABOUT BEING THE HIGHEST RANKED PUBLIC SERVANT THAT YOU NEED TO SPEND 20 BILLION JUST TO GET IT – THE ONLY BELIEVABLE AND LOGICAL ANSWER IS THAT YOU WILL GET BACK WHAT YOU SPENT TEN TIMES BY CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE. IF THIS IS NOT THE CASE THEN VILLAR IS NOT FIT TO BECOME PRESIDENT, HE IS MENTALLY IMBALANCED.

    THE RETURN —- TOTAL ESTIMATED BUDGET OF THE GOVERNMENT OVER THE NEXT 6 years IS P10 TRILLION WITH ABOUT P-1 TRILLION DISCRETIONARY – IF VILLAR MAKES C5 AND TAGA ON THE P-1TRILLION OF 20% … hmmmm THATS P200 BILLION ON AN INVESTMENT OF P20 BILLION – HMMM VILLAR IS ONE SMART BUSINESSMAN.

    BUT WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS JUST VILLAR’S SHARE WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE CAST AND ROLE PLAYERS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL JUST BE HAPPY AND CONTENTED JUST LOOKING AT VILLAR WITH 200 BILLION IN HIS POCKET. OF COURSE MERON DIN SILA. LET’S NOT FORGET THAT THE ARROYOS AND MACAPAGALS WILL STIL BE AROUND, THIS IS 100% SURE. THEREFORE, TULOY ANG CORRUPTION HOLIDAY , GUARANTEED 6 YEARS AND MAYBE INDEFINITELY SHOULD THEY SUCCEED IN AMENDING THE CONSTITUTION. DIOS KO PO, MAAWA NAMAN KAYO SA BANSA NATIN, SA SARILI NATIN, SA MGA ANAK NATIN, WAG NAMAN NATING HAYAAN MANGYARI ANG BANGUNGOT NA TO.

    WHAT’S THE IMPACT ON THE POOR?- P200 BILLION THAT WILL CONSERVATIVELY BE LOST TO CORRUPTION AS A PAYBACK TO VILLAR’S CAMPAIGN EXPENSES CAN PAY FOR 40,000 CLASSROOMS TO SOLVE THE SHORTAGE PLUS CREATE A MICRO LENDING FUND THAT CAN GENERATE 3.2 MILLION JOBS – CORRUPTION IS THE CAUSE OF POVERTY!

    IN ADDITION:

    NOW THE CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG….
    MANNY VILLAR IS THE SECRET CANDIDATE OF PRES “GMA” … MIKE ARROYO HIMSELF MET WITH MANNY VILLAR AT THE HOUSE OF MIKE DEFENSOR LAST JAN 7…. VILLAR SECRETLY AGREED TO MAKE GMA AS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND PROTECT HER SHOULD VILLAR WIN THE PRESIDENCY.. .. VILLAR AGREE TO GMA’S OFFER OF MASSIVE LOGISTICAL SUPPORT IN GMA’S COMMISSIONERS IN THE COMELEC WHO WILL ASSURE VILLAR’S VICTORY…

    THIS IS THE “VFA” AGREEMENT – VILLAR FOR ARROYO (VFA) AGREEMENT. ISA NALANG ANG KULANG DITO, PARA SURE-BALL NA, ANG BASBAS NI FVR (Fidel Ramos), WHICH WOULD MEAN “For Villar and Ramos” (FVR)

    IS THE VILLAR AS PRESIDENT / GMA AS PRIME MINISTER SCENARIO POSSIBLE?- IF VILLAR BECOMES PRESIDENT VIA THE 20 BILLION THAT HE WILL SPEND, WHAT IS THERE TO PREVENT THEM FROM SPENDING 50 BILLION JUST TO AMEND THE CONSTITUTION? BETWEEN GMA AND VILLAR, 50 BILLION IS NOTHING. AFTER THE CONSITITUTION IS AMENDED, MAYBE ANOTHER 30 BILLION TO ENSURE THAT VILLAR AND GMA BECOME PRESIDENT AND PRIME MINISTER RESPECTIVELY, FOR AN INITIAL PERIOD OF MAYBE – 20 YEARS, PWEDE!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!

    KAYO NAMAN, IT DOES NOT TAKE A GENIUS TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!!!!!!! !!!!
    PLEASE PASS… PARA DI NA TAYO MALOKO ULIT.

    • yes i believe villar. he has a solid track record in public service. kung tunay siyang corrupt then sana matagal na siyang na-convict of plunder or graft charges. sana file-an na lang ng kaso instead na iintriga.

  10. nagpapakatotoo lng nmn c marian tinanggap dw xia ng mga fans nia ng ganyan kya ayaw ng magbago haahaha sana mapagtiisan pa xia ni dong hayzt

    • yo are wrong. Hindi nagaaway si donyan. It might be differet kloveteam. the writer did ot mentioned either abs or gma. Inggit ka lamangkay Marian. We are her fans in the USA and there are still lots of fans here waiting for their concert.

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