Marian Rivera, certified flop queen

1 Marian-Rivera Marian-RiveraCERTIFIED FLOP Queen ang bagong title ni Marian Rivera. And it was not without basis, ha?

Kasi naman, flopsina ang dalawang movies niyang ipinalabas this year. Luging-lugi nga ang producers sa kanya.

Actually, ang pinakamalaking lugi ay ‘yung movie niya with Ai-Ai delas Alas. Out of the P70-M cost ay P30 milyones lang daw ang kinita nito sa box-office.

Marian, we think, is suffering from waning popularity. If her fans are thinking na sikat siya, why then are all her movies flopsinas? ‘Yan ba ang sikat?

Actually, sikat lang si Marian sa internet at sa bloggers na walang ginawa kundi i-ass-lick ang kanilang idol. Isinilang ang bloggers na ito para sambahin si Marian, ganoon sila PINALAKI NG KANILANG INANG IDIOTA!

Hey, Marian fans and ass-lickers, ready na kami sa pamba-bash ninyo. Go na, now na at ipakita ninyong kayo ang pinaka-IDIOT na nilalang sa mundong ito.

Kung maka-bash ang fans na ito akala mo kung sino, kundi pa sila BAYARAN at WALANG PINAG-ARALAN, ‘no!

One thing more, Marian will never be a GREAT ACTRESS. Not because she won two acting awards ay magaling na siya. Winning does not give her being an actress a SENSE OF LEGITIMACY! She will forever be a HAM actress.

Since it’s December usung-uso ang ham. Diyan sikat si Marian!

Lex Chika
by Alex Valentine Brosas

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