Male singer at 26K member, umeksena sa ladies’ room ng isang bar!

OLA CHIKKA! PARA sa araw ng Huwebes, siyempre unang-una sa lahat, ang bonggang-bonggang si Aling Dionesia! Ang akala raw ng lahat, sinusuportahan niya ang kanyang anak para mangampanya sa Gen San, pero iba pala ang ikinakampanya.

Siyempre, sino pa, kundi ang kanyang idol na Jukebox Queen na si Imelda Papin, na pinapunta pa ni Aling Dionesia sa Gen San para ikampanya ito. Balita nga ng aking parazzi girl, si Aling Dionesia ang gumastos ng lahat sa pagpunta roon ni Imelda. Gayunman, suportado rin naman pala ito ng Pambansdang Kamao, komo’t idolo nga ito ng kanyang mudra. At sabi pa ng aking parazzi girl, tuluy-tuloy pa rin ang suporta rito ng mga Vilmanians, Noranians at Sharonians. At sana, suportahan din ito ng mga fans nina Judai at Claudine, at pati na ng kay Kim Chiu. ‘Di ba ang taray?!

SUSUNOD SA ATING balitaktakan, sabi-sabi ng mga tao na ‘di raw nagkakasundo sina Direk Buboy Tan at Fanny Serrano. Pero kitang-kita ng aking parazzi girl na ok na ok ang samahan ng dalawa sa pelikulang Tarima. Ang direktor ay napakagaling, at napatunayan na natin na marami na rin siyang ginawang pelikula. Kahit sa Tarima ay tuluy-tuloy ang suporta natin dito.

Ang sabi-sabi pa ng mga tao, basura raw ang mga pelikulang ginagawa ng direktor na ito. ‘Di kaya! May napatunayan naman mismo si Direk Buboy sa mga pelikulang kanyang ginawa, at marami na rin siyang nakuhang award. Para nga sa kanya, trabaho lang.

At ‘eto pa ang masasabi ni Direk Buboy, kahit pito-pito ang klase ng pelikulang ginagawa niya, patok naman ang mga ito sa masang Pilipino. Patuloy pa rin nga siyang pinagkakatiwalaan ng mga producers.

“Sa awa ng Diyos, hindi ako nawawalan ng project. Hindi naman ako naghahanap ng producers, sila ang lumalapit pa rin sa akin. Mabait sa akin ang Poong Nazareno, deboto kasi ako,” sey pa ni Direk.

Ang taray talaga! ‘Yun na!

BLIND ITEM: SINO ba itong singer na ito na feeling sikat? Napagkamalan ngang bading ng aking parazzi girl ang singer na ito, dahil nagpapa-curl ng eyelashes nang makasama niya ito sa isang dressing room.

Pero napatunayan nga ng aking parazzi girl na hindi naman pala totoo ang hinala niya sa singer na ito. Nakasama niya kasi ito sa isang bar sa Timog, at napaka-wild talaga nila. Kasama ni singer ang kanyang merlat na dating miyembro ng 26 K sa Deal or No Deal, at kitang-kita ng aking parazzi girl na nasa loob ng isang cubicle sa ladies’ room ng bar ang dalawa.

Diumano, may nakakita sa kanilang pagpasok at bigla na nga lang pumasok ang tatlong bouncer para tawagin sila. Parang walang nangyari lumabas lang ang singer at ang 26 K member, as in deadma lang.

Mukhang ayaw pa rin daw nilang paawat sa pagiging wild. Lumipat pa sila ng ibang bar, at doon sa gitna ng dance floor sila naglaplapan. ‘Di ba ang taray?! Parang hindi sila celebrity kung kumilos. Nakakahiya! Ang wa-wild!

Gusto n’yo ng clue? Mapapanood ang singer na ito sa TV5 every Sunday. Ang merlat, deadma na lang, hulaan n’yo na lang.  Ha-ha-ha! ‘Yun na!

Para sa mas maiinit  pa na chika at makatotohanang balitaktakan pakinggan n’yo po kami sa DWBL 1242 khz kasama ang sosyalera kong co-host na si Michelle Junia every Monday to Friday mula 8 hanggang 9 ng umaga at sa RHTV / DZRH tuwing linggo 2:30 to 3:30 pm. This is your Tita Swarding saying thank you very much and God Bless!

Ooola Chika
E-mail: [email protected]
by Tita Swarding


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    Manila Standard, April 16, 2010

    ‘Tomcat’ recalls Noynoy
    By Jojo Robles

    Readers of this column know that I rarely surrender my space to others in the form of extensive passages quoted verbatim. But today I willingly cede my allotted quota of words, editing only for style considerations, to someone who calls himself “Tomcat,” who recently wrote the following open letter (via Facebook) to leading presidential candidate Noynoy Aquino:

    Dear Noynoy:

    We were classmates at the Ateneo and I have no doubt that you would remember me even if we were not close. Hint: I was one of those who ribbed you about the low grade that Father Kreutz gave you in math because you could never seem to get your fractions right. Remember going ballistic over that ribbing? [Reverend Wiliam “Bill” Kreutz, SJ, is a long-time Ateneo teacher from New York who founded the Jesuit Volunteers of the Philippines—JR. All subsequent bracketed phrases are mine.]

    Anyway, reading the psychological report that was posted on the Internet a few days ago certainly made me remember you. I heard you say on the news that the report was fake but you did admit that there were some things in it that were true. “Part truths” I think were your exact words. It fascinated me enough to want to read the report carefully to check out which were those things that were true.

    Obvious things first, those facts that any of our classmates can confirm if asked. One of these is, as the report says, you have a labile disorder. This is whole truth. Even Father Gorospe would be distracted by your drooling during our oral exams. [The late Reverend Vitaliano Gorospe, SJ, was connected for a long time with the Ateneo Theology Department.] Father Ferriols, who made a point of showing he didn’t like you, would make side comments about it that led your classmates to give you the nickname “Cooper,” a reference to Cupertino school where we would teach Catechism to retarded children. I, however, never called you Cooper. [Reverend Roque Ferriols, SJ, taught Filipino Philosophy at Ateneo.]

    The report says that you have a “major depressive disorder.” Well, I honestly don’t know if that is true. What I do know is that in school you were very temperamental and had sudden mood swings. Isang minuto, nakikikain ka kay Brudda Francis, maya’t maya nagagalit ka na. Many of our classmates can attest to witnessing scenes like this.

    The report said that you used to go with your mom to see Dr. Manuel Escudero. That is a whole truth. I remember seeing you at Tito Maning’s high-rise apartment on Roxas Boulevard when we were still kids. Tito Maning was a consultant with the WHO here in Manila but he was also a psychiatrist who treated only the high society people in Manila. Even Imelda Marcos was his patient. Unfortunately, so was my mom who suffered from insecurities due to my dad’s numerous infidelities.

    Tito Maning’s wife, Tita Jo, was a very good artist who had a couple of exhibits of her work before they left Manila for good a few years after martial law was declared. They lived in Topeka, Kansas. After they left, I kept a correspondence for a while with their very cute daughter Nina who I am sure you remember. I had such a crush on her. Maybe you did too. She used to talk to us “little folk” in the sala of their apartment while the “big folk” would lock themselves in the room and discuss “big folk” matters. She wanted to go to ballet school or some dance school which she did, I think, and I eventually lost track of her.

    About your smoking marijuana, I also can’t say if that is wholly true. What I do know is that you would try to tag along with a group of students that would hang out with Ma’am Gloria Arroyo. [Yes, President Arroyo herself.] Mga students niya sa Economics. She was always surrounded by bright and handsome students kaya hindi ka pinapansin. Pati si Ma’am Placer, she never gave you the time of day kasi people said you were “medyo weird” and your grades were mababa per her standards.

    Pero, you still tried to hang out with those guys. Trying hard to belong ba. I know those guys would drink na kasama pa si Miss Rosales na pag lasing na, kumakanta ng Spanish songs in Spanish. They would drink dozens of bottles of beer at Shakey’s Katipunan because Mrs. Ramos (our Spanish teacher in case you don’t remember) owned the restaurant. This group was also known to also smoke joints in the college auditorium, up in the closed space where the spotlights were. So, if you were hanging out with them then, you were probably also smoking marijuana too.

    The report said you had a flight attendant girlfriend. This is another whole truth. I will not mention her name here to protect her but she was a PAL stewardess. I found out about this because I was on a flight with Father Samson [probably Ateneo de Davao president Reverend Antonio S. Samson] once and she was the one who seated us. When she found out we were from Ateneo, she introduced herself and said she was the girl friend of an Atenean and mentioned your name. Father Samson then asked jokingly if you were a good boyfriend to her. She shrugged and said you were “okay” but she was bothered because you were “too conservative.” You didn’t even like to kiss her daw because you were saving her for the wedding night. And you insisted that she dress very conservatively. Jealous boyfriend ka daw. No wonder that relationship ended. Maybe that’s why you got so depressed over it.

    About the report. I know that [Ateneo-based Jesuit psychologist Reverend] Tito Caluag is one of your best friends. His group of “friends” are some of the richest and most influential people in the country today. I know that you used to frequently visit his home. He hosts get-togethers where things that are too esoteric for me are the subjects of discussion. At one time, this group of yours even discussed the ousting of [Ateneo president] Father [Bienvenido] Nebres because Tito Caluag had his own ideas on how Ateneo should be run. Maybe your closeness to him is why he was the one you went to when you were depressed and why he was the one who handled your case and signed your psychological report. To keep things quiet.

    But I confess I actually don’t know. I do know that Tito Caluag was at one time your sister Kris’ father confessor. He may not be a very trustworthy father confessor, though, because many have heard him say aloud that “walang ginawa si Kris Aquino dito sa Ateneo kundi habulin si Alvin Patrimonio at mag-emote sa quadrangle”.

    Anyway, yun muna. Good luck on your presidential run. If you become president of the Philippines, that would be really something, huh? From “Cooper” to “Mr. President” when brighter and more scheming Ateneans like Mar Roxas and Dick Gordon have not been able to make it is an achievement that Ripley should feature.

    Your old friend,


  6. sa wakas! nagkita na rin ang magkapatid! “kuya swarding! salamat at nagtagpo din tao” “oo nga ateng dionisia, sa wakas! tink u lurd!”

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