Jinkee Pacquiao, mukha na raw ‘half-human, half-science’!

GIVEN THE phrase MANILA KINGPIN (also the umbrella title of a film bio na entry to the MMFF last year), using all the letters in jumbled sequence ay makakabuo ka rin ng Tagalog phrase na MALAKIN’ NGIPIN.

After all, Laguna Governor ER Ejercito a.k.a. Jeorge Estregan a.k.a. Jobert Sucaldito’s Alter Ego (or the other way around) was a big tooth imbedded in the gums of last year’s highly successful festival. However, ang malakin’ ngipin ng Manila Kingpin was no match to the fangs of the six other entries, as it only ranked sixth in terms of box-office take.

But if it was any consolation, ER’s entry emerged  as the expected runaway of the most number of awards kahit black-and-white pa ang kanyang pelikula, and left its opponents black-and-blue na bugbog-sarado sa kawalan ng mga tinamong parangal.

Given this not so satisfactory slot, nakapagtatakang nagdaos ng victory party ang buong produksiyon. What was there to thank for, eh, mukhang hindi pa nga naka-break even man lang ang pelikula? Ang Segunda Mano ni Kris Aquino na inaasahang ilalampaso ng entry ni ER based on the hype and hyperbole generated by its AdProm department, hayun, pumangalawa sa Enteng ng Ina Mo.

It was an answered prayer for Kris who hoped that her co-venture with Dingdong Dantes would clinch the second slot base sa pamagat. However, as of midweek, malayo pa sa 100 million-peso mark ang kinita ng Segunda Mano as the MMFF draws to its close tomorrow. Last year, Kris’s Dalaw grossed more than P120 million.

Ang inaabangan ng press ay ang pangako ng aktres na kapag sumampa ng P150 M ang Segunda Mano, lahat ng mga ineendorso niyang produkto—from seasoning to shampoo to powdered milk to (take note) home appliance—ay  ipamamahagi niyang lahat sa mga reporter who attended the presscon of her movie last December 12, 2011.

Samantala, kung kami ang opisyal na tagapagsalita ng GMA Films, hindi masayang balita na nasa ikatlong puwesto lang ang Panday 2, a collaborative project  with Senator Bong Revilla’s Imus Productions. Mahigit isang taon nga naman ang naging preparasyong ginugol dito, its high production cost notwithstanding.

But in fairness to Bong, he had humbly acknowledged the strength of his competitors bago pa man opisyal na nagbukas ang MMFF, a statement of concession based on honesty.

Expectedly at the festival tailend is Regal Films’ Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, the only family drama na naging madrama rin ang presscon last December 6, 2011 dahil nasaksihan naming ang pagkaimbiyerna ni Mother Lily nang magpulasan ang mga cast member nito led by Maricel Soriano.  Hayun, ang dapat sana’y isasabay na Christmas raffle, nauwi sa “waffle”!

 

ON TWITTER, mas maraming batikos kesa papuri ang inani ni Jinkee Pacquiao bilang pabalat ng isang magasin. Isa sa mga komento ay halatang may tone of sarcasm, comparing Jinkee’s looks with Kristine Hermosa.

A quick look at the photo makes one ask:  si Jinkee ba ito?  Obviously, ibang-iba ang kanyang itsura, lalung-lalo na noong bago pa lang siya sumailalim sa enhancement. As for the magazine publisher, kung anuman daw ang lalong iginanda ng maybahay ni Manny Pacquiao, hindi ‘yon dumaan sa Photoshop.

Paglalarawan tuloy ng isang creative team which takes fancy at Jinkee’s aura:  half-human, half-science.
Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III

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66 thoughts on “Jinkee Pacquiao, mukha na raw ‘half-human, half-science’!

  1. ok no problem. the feeling is mutual. cge baguhin ko na ang pangalan ko. mario na lang. para we can criticize good and bad items. parang maria says and mario says. definitely we can exchange opinions intellectually in many items relevant . if only you had time. thanks again.

  2. Baluga, sorry sa mga hurting words ko ha? I did not mean to be mean to you. Sometimes may tupak kasi yong utak ko kaya ganuun ako pero sometimes na bored lang ako kasi housewife ako dito, ako lang mag isa, pero it still does not give me the right to insult you nor make fun of you, so I’m very sorry talaga sa mga masasamang mga sinasabi ko. Peace Baluga. Sorry again….. it’s my mistake really for making mad at such a small remark and you are right we can be both critic and just be accepting of it. Salamat Baluga.

  3. ok maria peace na tayo! You are right. nagpopost din ako sa inquirer sa mga news don. pero mas nakakatuwa dito kasi walang censor. nakakainip kasi dito sa kaharian ng buhangin kaya naghanap ako ng masayang website. Nice na nakakita ako ng masayang kausap. we can be both critic if you want. and shebie im enigma walang kasarian. It wont matter naman di ba?

  4. Shebie ako yong tomboy at bakla. Si Baluga yong half human half science. Pero tapusin na natin itong kahibangan natin Balugs Baby, wala itong kapuntahan at baka maging hateful rin ako kagaya mo. Peace and love na. Hugs and kisses. Sana maging maligaya ka na. Magdasal ka duon sa Baclaran na bigyan ka ng katahimikan and don’t just tell anybody tse, that is so strong of a word, if you don’t like anybody’s comment, be nice about it, if you want to fight, then fight a good fight . O sigi, I had so much fun with you while it lasted. From what i see from your comments, I don’t think you are a bad person, I think you are just having so much fun toying me around as well. Peace and love.

  5. SINO KAYA ANG BAKLA AT TOMBOY KILA MARIANG PALAD AT BALUGANG GALA?…….HAHAHAHAHA………….PERO FOR SURE WALANG TUNAY NA BABAE SA DALAWA………….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. Oo sigi na tama ka lahat baluga, maganda ka na, mabait ka pa, o sigi tingnan mo na yong episode sa gandang gabi vice na sinabi ko para maging masaya ka, funny ang episode na yon at saka nanduun din si idol dingdong ko, guwapo at humble. gayahin mo, magpakabait ka na at iwasan mo na ang magalit palagi para naman maging maligaya ka. Okay sigi, matutulog na ako pero huwag mo nang sabihin na bangungutin sana ako kasi baka boomerang sa iyo at ikaw ang bangungutin. Till next time na lang.

  7. ay mariang duling engot ka din pala! childless parents! Tse!!! kung madaming anak chidless parents pa din ba! Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!! at hoy hindi ako manicurista ni bello no! tagawalis yata ako ni ricky reyes ng mga buhok sa parlor nya! pahiya ka no!!! at hindi ako mahilig sa saging kasi sawa na ako at kasi din unggoy ako di ba king kong!!!

  8. Baluga, i just finished watching the old episode of Gandang Gabi Vice sa 1/8/12 episode, o ano pumunta ka sa website at you need to watch that episode so that you will be happier. That show was amazing, very funny and oh I so love dingdong dantes, ang guapo niya doon at daming talent , drummer, singer, dancer. O sige pumunta ka doon at tingnan mo baka maging masaya ka pa. Huwag kang masyadong hateful para maging masaya ang buhay mo. Tingnan mo doon si Dingdong para maging masaya ka.

  9. Hoy Baluga, i forgot to answer your comment above, when you said that when a wife mawalan ng husband, it is called BIYUDA, kung ang magulang naman ULILA, pag ang anak naman ang namatay, sabi mo anong tawag doon? You really are a pea brain, you don’t know the answer? Of course it is called CHILDLESS PARENTS….. OH MY GOSH as simple as that and you cannot even answer that?????? ahahahahahahahahahaha.,………. Think first baluga buddy before you post your senseless comments. LM(_!_) OFF……….

  10. Yeah right Baluga, hahahahaha why are you talking about death? are you seeing your near end? hahahahaha!!!!! My husband is laughing at me for lowering myself to your level and he told me to stop annoying you, ahahahahahaha. I told him i have so much fun with you baluga because you are so childish and so uneducated and has a pea size brain, ahahahahaha. My husband said a person who rides on with a crazy person is crazy herself as well and I said you guess it right honey ahahahahaha. Hoy baluga I might be crazy but I’m not that crazy to meet you and your addict goons so you could kill me , pea brain!!!!! ahahahahahahaha……. O ano, do you even know the meaning of goons????? Okay I’m waiting for your response. Or wait a minute maybe you are Jinkee’s yaya based on how angry you are about my comments above or maybe you are Belo’s manikyurista because I said Jinkee need to see Dr. J. instead. O ano, which are you? Jinkee’s yaya or Belo’s manikyurista? Which one? And don’t lie, tell the truth and nothing but the truth, ahahahahahahaha……

  11. kung saan kailan at papaanong labanan, magpasabi ka lang . hindi kita uurungan! bwa ha ha ha! bakit ang namatay ang asawa mo, biyuda ang tawag sa iyo, pag magulang ay ulila. ang ina pagnamatayan ng anak anung tawag? WALA! kasi walang salitang makakapagsabi kung gaano kasakit ang mawalan ng isang anak! bwa ha ha ha! matuk mo mariang duling!

  12. hoy bruha! good day! for your info hindi ako natutulog kasi wala akong eyelids! belat!!! pasensya ka kung akong naging ama mo! ako na walang malay! at mariang duling hindi nabibilang ang luha ng puso! Bwa ha ha ha! baliw na ako! 

  13. SORRY BALUGA CAROTID ARTERY PALA. And for the record I did not get that bangungot you wished on me. Be careful though with your wishes because sometimes bad wishes you want to happen to other people will happen to you instead. That’s proven many times, hahahahahaha. I’m waiting for your reply Baluga baby. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, If you’re asleep, wake up, hey wake up!!!! OKAAAAAAYYYYY I will wait until you wake up then. Sweet dreams pretty Baluga, o pretty daw, pak na pak ba ako beautiful baluga? hahahahahahahaha…….

  14. Baluga, I told you already to calm down, from where I am now I can see your carotid veins popping out from anger, o ano, do you even know where your carotid veins are???? Look at the mirror now and see if they are bursting>>> I told you too much anger is not good for your health. What is Banzai anyway? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk I will not allow you to take the crown of being the most lowlife because it belongs to me even if your kapederasyon will get mad at me. Do you look like IC Mendoza or Shalala? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  15. tse! mariang duling baluga means panget ka! kaya baluga maria duling! bwa haha ! go to sleep at don’t forget to pray sa anito mo! hwag titingin sa salamain at siguradong babangungutin ka sa takot! Bwa haha ha ! tse! waley!

  16. Hoy Baluga, till next time, i’ve got to get some sleep, it’s dawn now. Remember, don’t be so hateful, be merry and make the people around you happy by changing your attitude. Remember that good attitude will take you places. Get out of your comfort zone and try to be nice and pass it on, it will be a lovely place to live if everyone has manners, good attitude and nice. Goodnight my dear Baluga. Till next time…… Hang in there, we all go thru hardship in life, there is a saying that goes “This too shall pass” and it will get better, promise. And once your hardship will get better, your attitude will also change for the better, I hope. Okay? Goodnight honey bunny Baluga…… hahahahahaha……

  17. Oy Baluga buddy, so sorry i could not answer you right away, i was ironing clothes for my employers. By the way, you have so much hatred inside you, you need to calm down, hahahahahaha. Too much hate and anger inside you will affect your internal organs, you will be sick and your heart most especially will be affected big time. Yeah you’re right I’m cross eyed alright, and i just finished ironing and my boss told me I did a terrific job ironing their clothes, hahahahahaha…….. How about you? Why are you logged in here as well? Does that mean that you love the tsismis in this website as well? Right on!!!!!!!! We are equally the same, hahahahahahaha. What’s Belat????? Does that mean apple???? hahahahahahahahaha……..What does bruha mean?????? hahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,, What’s baluga anyway? Is it a whale??????

  18. o ano mariang duling hindi ka na makasagot no? pinalantsa ka na siguro ng amo mo kasi naman puo tsismis!!! Belat!

  19. pabring it on bring it on pa itong bruhang ito! sige lang kahit saan pa tayo makarating bitter! your just a dirty speck in this wold! Oh my gosh pa! pasosi pa! bruha!

  20. Hoy Baluga, I changed my mind, I will just fight tooth and nail with you just for fun para naman maaliw ako. Let’s see kung sino ang pinaka lowlife sa ating dalawa, contest tayo, But I want to get the crown though of the most lowlife between the two of us…….HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oo na, I live under the bringe in Baclaran and I sleep inside the Baclaran church and I hop next door sa Baclaran internet cafe at makita mo ako duon from morning till night. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what’s wrong with that???? Hey did you see the interview of Boy Abunda with Mike Carandang??? (he is the producer of Tyra Banks show and Jerry Springer show doon sa TATE). Mike said that the first thing people asked him when they learned that he is from the Pinas is “Are there lots of prostitutes in the Philippines?” Oh my gosh, that bad???? Kaya Baluga, huwag mo nang dagdagan pa ang masamang pangalan ng mga pinoy/pinay by acting maleducated. But if you want to fight with me, bring it on buddy!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have so much fun with people like you.

  21. BALUGA, I don’t have to go down to your level. This is my last response to your hateful comment. Yes I do have a life, but thankfully not like yours. HAHAHAHA, me living under the bridge in Baclaran? So you are implying that the people living there are bad? The way you comment represents the person that you are. You have so much hate inside you, whatever it is that’s bothering you, I hope that you find peace and happiness someday. Have a good attitude. It’s free and it will make the people around you happy. Your parents will be more proud of you if you show them you are raised well, or are you really?????????

  22. ala at kinareer ni mariang duling! lagi na lang masaya na sa us tse! baka sa ilalim ka lang ng tulay sa baclaran nakatira at taga bantay sa internet shop sa umaga! tse! get a life! Bruha!

  23. Huwag kang magalit sa mga comment ng mga pepster dito BALUGA, kaya nga ginawan ng comment box dito para you can freely express your ideas on these stories.

  24. AT ikaw BALUGA, may pera ka rin ba, sa tingin ko sa yo the way you comment para ka rin walang pinag-aralan at parang isa ka sa mga taong nagpila sa mga game show para maabunuhan. Hoy anong ginawa mo dito sa Paparazzi kong hindi mo magustuhan ang mga comment ng mga tao dito, HOY mag pack up ka na, if you don’t like to see comments here, then by all means don’t drop by, and leave NOW and make sure to not let the door hit you on your way out.

  25. I have no respect for men who goes behind their trusting wife and fools around with other women just because they have lots of money and they think they can do whatever they please because they can use their money to influence these women. Are you listening Money???????? Mabuti na lang nanduun pa sa yo ngayon yong wife mo, dahil kung wala ka pang bilyones ngayon, I’m sure your retokada wife would have left you by now. O ano BALUGA may sense ba ang mga sinasabi ko?

  26. AT BALUGA, maski hindi tayo mas mayaman sa kanila pero one thing that we have that they don’t have is PEACE OF MIND AND HAPPINESS. Ikaw mayroon ba ng ganyan? Lucky me!!!!

  27. TSE ka rin BALUGA, hindi inggit ang tawag duon kundi KATOTOHONAN SA PAGKAKITA NG PICTURES. Be wise and open your eyes. Hindi ako naiinggit sa may pera dahil ang ganda ng kabuhayan ko dito sa TATE. Hindi na ako kailangan pang magtrabaho kagaya ng karamihan na mga pinay dito. At one more thing hindi malaswa ang magbigay ng may sense na comment. Hindi kagaya sa comment mo na walang sense. Get a life.

  28. swerte pa nga nya at nasatabi pa nya c pacman…sa itsura nya kahit magpa overall pa sya..e mabantot pa rin ang fekfek nya….nakakaloka.

  29. Jinkee Pacquiao’s overhaul—what money can do..hayyst..

    sana PACMAN, after his boxing career,magpatangos na din ng ilong :)

  30. @bakla_murderer, kaya ganyan si shelbie na walang silbi kasi kasinglaki lang ng siling labuyo ang pototot nya kaya inggit lang yan.

  31. Self-mutilation na itong ginagawa ni Jinkee at kasalanan ito ni Manny dahil sa sobrang pambababae at anak sa labas. Nakkaturn-off ang kaartehan ni Jinkee na feeling beautiful eh kamukha naman ni Dyan Castillejo. Mukha syang lalaki, ngayon sa kakaretoke tabingi na bibig nya. Lalong pumangit!

  32. Ilan na ang mga boksingero na yumaman nung kasikatan pa nila pero nasaan na sila ngayon, Mahirap pa sila sa daga at nabubuhay na lang sa awa at tulong ng kapwa nila.

  33. Haha! kasi naman kung anong sabihin ni dr. belo sinusunod nya. Eh palibhasa may pera kaya “go” naman sya. Pero kung ako si jinkee, magtatapos ako ng bachelor’s degree (in business management) tapos kumuha sya ng master’s degree para mapakinabangan nya ang kanyang pinagaralan sa kanilang family business. Dapat tandaan nya na ang kayamanan ay madaling maglalaho kung di sya marunong magpahalaga dito. Sa ngayon eh sikat pa si pacman pero papano kung laos na sya o mamatay sya (God forbid) at lahat ng naipundar nila ay maglaho?

  34. @shebie.. tang ina.. ang sarap mo balatan ng buhay tas ilagay sa drum na puno ng kalamansi at papadilat ko mata mo dun habang nakababad ka….

  35. Tang ina mo SHEBI sanay na sanay ka sa usapang kabaklaan na walang pinagaralan… Ikaw ang tipikal na baklang laking iskwater… Tang ina kang hayop ka… Balakid ka sa pag unlad ng bayan, dapat sa inyo ay sunugin o kaya ay ipasagasa sa rumaragasang tren… o kaya ay ipakain ka sa buwaya para magkaron ng saysay ang buhay mong Buwakang ina ka… Tang ina mo magjakol ka na lang! Sigurado pag usapang matino walang maisasagot tong animal na bakla na to, pang asaran ka lang, tamang tama ka sa Perya… Putang ina mo! Pag natrace ko kung sang lugar kang putang ina ka tapos ang maliligayang araw mong hindot ka! Tamang tama nakabakasyon ako…. Sinusubukan ko ng ipatrace yang ip mo kung san ka nag lulungga pag nalaman ko at pwede… HINDOT KA tapos kang syoke ka!

  36. Kala kc ni jinkee lhat ng kyang bilhin e mbbli ng pera nya!sorry k nlng jinkee!ndi nbbli ang kaloob ng Panginoon n itsura ng tao!kya k ngpretoke,dat means ndi k kuntento s pgmumuka mu n kloob sau ng Lord!jajajaja gnean tlga ang buhay,ang pangit,khit anung gwin pangit prin!lets accept the truth!!!at c pacman nman,bkit kya pumayag n mgparetoke aswa nya???ivg svhin b nito,d nrin xa kunteno s pgmumuka ni jinkee???jajajaja ngtatanong lng po!!!at tma ngsulat nito,ndi lng half human-half science c jinkee,whole clone robotic n!!!jajajaja

  37. Bakit pa kasi hindi na lang nagpunta sa Hollywood at doon pinagawa yong mga retoke nya sa sarili, ang dami nilang pera, can afford pa naman sila. Nakita ko yong mukha ni Joseph Bitangcol nuong nag guest siya sa Kris TV, ang galing ng plastic surgeon ni Joseph na Dr. J daw yon sa Smart Gun clinic ba yon? Considering sa damaga na dinidescribe ni Kris sa mukha ni Joseph after the accident, na repair talaga ni Dr. J. Sana magpunta si Jinkee doon (Kung hindi niya gustong pupunta sa states) at ipa repair na lang nya yong mukha niya kay Dr. J. Naging pinagtawanan na lang tuloy si Jinkee at nawalan tuloy ng respeto dahil sa retoke niyang gone wrong. I don’t think it is wrong to go under the knife if you can afford it or if it gives you confidence and it makes you feel better pero kung masobrahan na rin, hindi na rin nakakaenganyo tingnan.

  38. @kulangot na basa – PAANO MO PAPAKASALAN SI JINKEE EH ANG TYPE MO UGOK KA EH SI BUBOY TABA………HAHAHAHAHA……ISANG BRUSKONG BADING NA NAMAN ANG NA UNCOVER NATIN……….HAHAHAHAHA

  39. tang ina nyo rin lahat, tang ina.. pag si pakyaw nanglalaki.. papakasalan ko si jinkee…hahahahhahahahahahahaha mga ungas kayong lahat.

  40. tang ina mo jinkee…d ka pa kuntento sa kayamanan na bnigay sa yo ng asawa mo pati hitsura mo binabago mo…PANGIT KA PA RIN…..

  41. ang kapal ng mukha mo jinkee.. alam naman ng tao kung ano ang hitsura mo nung bago ka sumikat. mukha ka pa ring tao sa jupiter na nawala sa earth….

  42. hahaha so true si jinkee mukhang pinag experiment-an lang ng baklang belo na mukha ring science project ang mukha! hahahaha

  43. @BAKLA – SAAN KA NAMAN NAKAKITA NG BAKLANG ALIMANGO NA NAGING TAO? IKAW LANG……….HAHAHAHA………..ISA KANG HIMALA……….WAG KA NA BUMALIK SA PILIPINAS KASI ISA KANG SALOT NG LIPUNAN……..HAHAHAHA…………BADAF FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Tang inang bansang Pilipinas to… San ka nakakita ng Presidenteng abnoy at congressman na boksingero… Puta pag si Pakyaw naging senador putang ina di na ko babalik ng pilipinas…

  45. Doble retoke. She went through the knife pagkatapos, na-photo shop pa ang larawan. Tanga na lang ang bibili ng magazine para makita siya. Daig pa si La Grechen.

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