Sipat-eklat: Female dancer sa variety show, GRO sa kanilang probinsiya?!

SIPAT: WALA raw ANAK si SAM MILBY kahit KANINO.
EKLAT: ‘HAAYY… SALAMAT…’ buntong-hininga ng mga KAFATID.

SIPAT: E, ano naman kung talagang TATAY na si PAPA SAM?
EKLAT: BARAKO naman siya! Pramis.

SIPAT: In fairness, ang GANDA nu’ng GIRL na UTOL daw ni UMA KHOUNY na NAANAKAN nga raw ni SAM.
EKLAT: Mai-INSECURE nga si UMA sa BYUTI ng UTOL niya. Pramis!

SIPAT: Uy, nag-IBA na ang TONO ni WILLIE REVILLAME. Parang HINDI na GALIT kay JOBERT SUCALDITO!
EKLAT: MAGBABATI ang DALAWANG ‘yan! Pramis!

SIPAT: Si PAPI naman kasi, LAGING PABIG-BIGLA kung MAGSALITA…
EKLAT: Gano’n talaga yata… ‘pag TUMATANDA!

SIPAT: Pero DAPAT PANINDIGAN ni WILLIE ang SINABI niyang magre-RESIGN siya…
EKLAT: Kung HINDI… PITPITIN ang YAGBOLS ni PAPI!

SIPAT: ‘WAG na lang PANSININ ni MARIAN RIVERA ang mga DETRACTORS niya.
EKLAT: E, ano kung NEGA at MALDITA ang IMAGE ni MARIAN, sabi pa nila. SIKAT at MAYAMAN naman siya! ‘Di ba?

SIPAT: ‘INGGIT lang ang mga NANINIRANG ‘yan!’ depensa pa ng DIE-HARD DONGYAN FANS.
EKLAT: Uy, HINDI mga KIMERALDs at FANS ni ANGEL LOCSIN ‘yan, huh!

SIPAT: Wow, ang SEKSI ni ANGEL do’n sa BAGO niyang ENDORSEMENT na DE-LATA!
EKLAT: KASEKSIHAN niya, ULAM na!

SIPAT: Sey nga ng mga BARAKO sa NAPAKALAKING BILLBOARD niya sa EDSA…
EKLAT: Kahit AMOY-TUNA… SARAP PAPAKIN ni ANGEL talaga!

SIPAT: Hanggang TAKAM na lang din ang mga KAFATID kay DEREK RAMSAY…
EKLAT: NAPAPAK na nang HUSTO ni ANGELICA PANGANIBAN, e!

SIPAT: BIDA ng FEMALE DANCER sa isang VARIETY SHOW, BUENA FAMILIA ang PINANGGALINGAN niya. RICH sila!
EKLAT: ‘G.R.O. siya sa PROBINSIYA niya, ‘no! At sa TAMANG PRESYO, congratulations, TAKE HOME mo na siya!’ TARAY ng isang MAHADERA.

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by Papa Azzi
Pinoy Parazzi News Service

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9 thoughts on “Sipat-eklat: Female dancer sa variety show, GRO sa kanilang probinsiya?!

  1. che!!!!
    tanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    wag kang magcomment kung wala k alam..
    ndi nagputa c pokwang
    nagjapayuki xa
    at ang japayuki entertainers
    palibhasa ala kah alam
    pwede bah wag kang magcomment kung ala kah naman alam
    hay nakuh
    nkakatanga tlgah ang pagkaignorante
    bobo kah cheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  2. Kung hindi naman si RR Enriquez iyan ay …ANG DAMI NAMANG GRO’S SA WOWOWEE !!! Halos lahat na yata. Remember..si Pokwang ay ganyan din ang trabaho dati.

    Kaya parang KABARET NA ANG LABAS NG SHOW NILA .

  3. Si RR ENRIQUEZ!!! GRO IYAN DATI NA NATAYPAN NI wILLIE , NAIKAMA AT BINIGYAN NG CHANCE SA WOWOWEE!!!\

    Ngayon , mataas na daw ang presyo ni RR Enriquez.

    • Wow! HANEP ang galing mo nman close ba kayo ni Willie at nasabi nasa yo na naikama na niya si RR Enriques.

      KLAP KLAP KLAP KLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. CHANNEL SIYETE GMA…OFFERAN NU AGAD SI WILLIE AT ILAGAY SA PARTI PILIPINAS…SURE SIYA MAGBIBIGAY SAINYO NG MALAKING KITA..GMA…GMA CALLING….OFFER WILLIE..PLEASEEEEEEE……..D

  5. Dear Diary,

    Gosh! What a night! The party thrown by Tim Yap at Encore was a blast. I got to see once again all my BFFs in one place. It has a been awhile since I’ve been with those ladies. Girl bonding galore! Georgina is pretty as ever. I totally like the dress of Isabel. Anne was still devastated over her nipslip in Bora. She should be, with that small boobs of hers. Mine are even bigger than hers. Hihihihi. Just kidding, Anne. I totally teased Kelly about the eeky stuff she is doing at Wowowee— even dancing and singing to Willie Revillame’s songs. Yuck, so jologs! Bubbles is getting thinner. But how dare she says I’m so mataba. Doesn’t she know I’ve been working my ass off in the gym lately? I totally forgive her. After all, she is my bestfriend. I’ll just take her remark as a challenge. Someday, my body will look good as my Kuya Richard.

    Congratulations by the way to my twin bro for winning that award thingy from New York. No doubt, the Gutierrez siblings are prolific tv hosts. But I think I’m the best among Ate Ruffa and Kuya Richard. Char!

    It’s so freakin hot these days. If not going to Bora, I’ll totally hate summer. It makes it uncomfortable for me to wear my favorite fashion. You know, fedora, the shawl, the layered clothing and the skinny jeans. Of course, those Ninoy eyeglasses. Nevermind, if they don’t have a grado. I just look totally cute on them.

    Yesterday, it was a total bummer. Something went totally wrong with my iPod. All the files in it totally vanished. Downloaded songs from my favorite artists such as Madonna, Cher, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, The Carpenters, Beyonce, Celine Dion, Alicia Keys, and Justin Beiber— all so gone. The season 2 episodes of my favorite tv show Glee were also lost. So were my most watched movies like Dream Girls, Sex And The City, The Sound Of Music, Charlie’s Angels, The Hottie And The Notty, and Hannah Montana. All these stuff may insinuate gayness. For the record, I’m not gay. I’m just into women empowerment.

    It’s totally irritating when people accuse you of what you are not. I’ll never ever publicly admit I’m some home like what Ricky Martin did, even to the day I die. Speaking of dying, while killing time kanina, I made my bucket list. First, I wanna meet Oprah in person. She’s my idol. I love her totally. Second, I have to watch a Barbara Streisand concert. I heard that a ticket to her show costs thousands of dollars. I want to belong to the privileged ones, the chosen few who have watched my favorite diva. I’m just totally crazy for her. Last, I got to own that million peso Hermes bag first before Ate Ruffa. God, I can now paint her reaction when she sees me carrying an Hermes bag. Hihihihi. Once again, you may think of my list as unmanly. I wanna reiterate Im not gay. I’m just into bags, Barbara, and Oprah.

    I cannot believe that the election is already this Monday. All of us in the family are going for Gibo except for my dad who is a total Erap loyalist. This is my first time to vote. So, I’m totally excited, especially for the party list I’ll be voting, Ang Ladlad. I just hope those Chicos, err, PCOS machines won’t screw up on election day.

    Well, it’s time for me to sleep. My body is just totally drained from the tiring party my best friend Tim gave. But first, I have to take these tons of makeup they put at this afternoon’s taping. Then wash my face, Brush my teeth. Tone. moisturize. Put on a rejuvenating mask for 15 minutes. Apply some whitening cream to keep my flawless face. Then, I’m ready for my beauty rest. Again, I’m not gay.
    Ciao,
    Raymond

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