Aktres, babae ang ipinalit sa guwapong mister?!

BLIND ITEM: TRUE ba ‘to? Na ngayong hiwalay na sa guwapong mister ang isang aktres ay meron ngayong bago ang aktres.

No, hindi lalaki, kundi babae. Tomboy nga ang current dyowa ng lola n’yo. Hindi pa malinaw ang detalye, basta ‘yun lang ang kuwento sa amin.

Eh, ‘di tomboy na rin pala ang aktres, gano’n ba?

Pssst! Naku, teka, ilihim muna niya ito sa kanyang dyunakis, baka mabukelya.

Clue? Well, hindi muna namin siya huhusgahan o hindi muna namin paniniwalaan ang chika. Pero kung totoo, hindi kami dapat “mainggit” sa kanyang initials.

Me gano’n?

SANA, HINDI MUNA hinusgahan ni Tita Swarding si Vice Ganda na siyang nagpatanggal sa kanya sa Petrang Kabayo, tulad ng claim niya.

Ni hindi alam ni Vice na kasali siya, paano siyang ipatatanggal ni Vice? Kausapin niya ang nagrekomenda sa kanyang si Mel del Rosario (ang scriptwriter), ito mismo ang hindi siya makontak, dahil magsu-shooting na siya, pero hindi siya makontak.

Hindi rin totoong kami ang pumalit sa kanyang role porke kami ang manager. Ni hindi nga namin ipiniprisinta ang aming sarili, eh.

Ang ipinalit sa role niya ni Direk Wenn Deramas ay si Ricky Rivero. “Hindi talaga siya makontak, Ogs,” sey ni Direk. “Eh, kesa mabitin ang shooting, kailangan na naming kumuha ng iba, ‘di ba?”

Para pa nga raw napahiya pa si Mel, dahil ito raw ang nagrekomenda talaga ke Tita Swarding, pero ito mismo ang nagdayalog na, “Hindi ko makontak, eh. Nakatira yata si Tita Swarding sa ilalim ng lupa, eh!”

Isang patotoo na hindi talaga makontak si Tita Swarding ay kami. Dalawang beses na kaming tumatawag sa kanya.  Nagri-ring lang at hindi niya sinasagot.

Tapos, iba na naman ang kuwento, gano’n?

Buti na lang, bukod sa talent manager kami, eh, nagsusulat pa rin kami. Sa totoo lang sana tayo.

BINIGYAN NA NG chance sa Maalaala Mo Kaya, pero wala pa rin. Sayang si Cogie Domingo. Break na niya ‘yon bilang isang ama nu’ng Father’s Day presentation, pero hindi niya nabigyan ng justice ang role.

Hindi OA, pero kulang ang akting at hindi maramdaman kay Cogie ang pagiging isang ama. Sana ay ‘yung totoong ama like Piolo Pascual o Jericho Rosales ang kinuha.

Kung mahusay lang doon si Cogie, eh ‘di sana, nasundan na ‘yon, ‘di ba?

Oh My G!
by Ogie Diaz

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19 thoughts on “Aktres, babae ang ipinalit sa guwapong mister?!

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  3. medyo yumayabang na si vice ganda.. at infairness d na ako naaliw sa mga jokes nya sa showtime may sawa factor na promise!!! ibahin mo na ang style mo vice sige ka magsawa sa u mga madlang pipol…

  4. WHY VICE GANDA CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT
    By Orly Cajegas Today at 12:00pm

    That’s no longer a rhetorical question. Truth be told, Vice Ganda was voted “Vice ugali di Ganda” by a landslide.

    Last night, he completely lost it: his jokes fell flat, he was repeating himself, and he made a complete fool of himself by crossing the line between a funny comedian to an offensive creep, both onstage and offstage.

    Let’s begin with what happened onstage. After his jumpy opening number of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” that he had some serious pitch problems with, the song proved to be a portent of things to come: a very badd romance with the audience at the Grand Pacific Ballroom of the Cebu City Waterfront Hotel. In his welcome spiels, he made the mistake of ridiculing mercilessly a lady in the house. Perhaps a bit disconcerted (or maybe to cover up for his lousy and loosely-threaded skit), he got ticked off from the chattering in the lady’s circle who was seated very near the stage. He snapped at the lady, and scoffed” “O, gusto mo ikaw na lang mag sho-show?” There was an awkward silence mixed with forced but faint laughter from the crowd. As if it wasn’t enough a clue (the pain of a joke falling flat is possibly reason enough not to repeat it and even if the joker is oblivious to the feedback, the crowd already dis-honor the joke by giving it the appropriate silent treatment) he went ahead and asked for the lady’s name. When the lady graciously replied, he obviously overlooked a clear and present danger: her name is Lana Osmena. The lady, poised and all, graciously offered VG a drink that he blatantly refused out loud by saying: “I don’t drink during a performance; that’s unprofessional.” Somebody shot back: She’s the producer! And VG didn’t recoil at all, and in fact, retorted: “I don’t care! I produce – she performs!” Very pained guffaw at the gruff right there.

    He never bothered himself with a quick apology for his rude behavior, nor troubled making it up for “good timing” someone with a heartfelt “joke lang!” There was no redeeming VG for running the gamut from ribald to risqué to sarcastic and scurrilous to just plain annoying humor.

    Offstage, he was a trying hard diva with a behemoth attitude. We were given instructions by the manager of Matte Giudecelli to interview him immediately right after his performance in the dressing room. Posthaste getting past the gatekeeper, a motley crew of three were already there. Lo and behold, they shared the same dressing room with VG. But we didn’t know that because he was changing inside the restroom. When he came out, he looked incredulously pissed at our presence! Wearing a long face now not even the thickest foundation could cover, he pretended we didn’t exist in the same room, literally! A smile doesn’t hurt a tad bit, but it was too much to ask from VG. That makes him even UGLIER offcam even more. Even the great Superstar La Aunor would muster a sincere grin. Which probably explains why VG’s popularity is dwindling drastically, and dramatically. Making a bread and butter from sputtering insults and poking fun at someone’s expense is not only uncool but downright ugly.

    For truly, what quickly sizzles, quickly fizzles. If he doesn’t shape up, the public can be unforgiving. There really is no excuse for crap.

  5. short time lang ningning niyan ni vice pero etong si ogie di maglalaho kasikatan ng baklitang ito mas may talent kasi

    ngayon pa lang sawa na ako kay vice mukha kasi niya matigas

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  7. Im excited for petrang kabayo! D0nt w0ry vice, masmaraming fans kesa haters sau.. Mga inggit lang yan at irita dahil panalo ang showtime at madami kang naangatan sa kasikatan, richard guTz to name a few.

  8. ako din ayoko kay vice..vice horsie wag kang malunod sa isang basong tubig!!! sinusundan mo ang yapak ni willi revillame

  9. Vice is naturally bastos, bungangera at mayabang. Kaya bagay talaga sila magsama. suggest this show : Vice @ reEVILlame Show, sa tagalog Bisyo ni Satanas Show, timeslot 1am para tulog na kabataan.
    Too obvious, binaboy niya taga Davao crew last week Showtime. Lahat ng judges excellent remarks and score, pagdating sa kanya, bagsak to a shocking 06. Dahil kasi sa manok niya na Ilolio Crew na puro kabaro niya, (malaki lagay?) Dati akong fans ni Vice, pero marami akong nadiscover sa kanya. Remeber last 15 june 2010, taga Davao Oriental, binigyan niya ng lowest score na 05, susmayosep, sa layo ba naman, tapos 05 lang? Asan naman puso mo Bisyo?

  10. Baka naman kasi mas maayos mag-trato yung bagong lover. Nagpapakatotoo na lang naman sya, sinubukan nya yung lalaki-babae, kaso hindi nag-workout. Buti nga yung wife mo Ogie, tinanggap ka, kaya dapat mas malawak ang pang-unawa mo sa mga tao dahil sa pang-unawang binigay sa yo ng asawa mo.

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